Oh, and they have a few cats, the king of which is the biggest house cat I have ever seen.
He is a main coon, of course, and must weigh thirty pounds. I have no idea what that is in kilos, and refuse to learn. His regal countenance is only slightly diminished by his recent, unfortunate haircut…a sort of shaved sides Mohawk.
He is nearly the size of a bobcat, with a foxtail. When we watches you, it is a bit unnerving, because he seems not unlike a human who was turned into a cat by a witch’s curse.
His name? James Brown.