Did you have a dinosaur shirt when you were a kid? Yeah. And did you ever wear it while waddling around the zoo with sticky hands? And at that zoo, did you like looking at the giraffes? Maybe the elephants, or rhinos? And did you ever look at a pachyderm, then look down at your T-Rex or Brontosaurus (when it was still holding it down as Bronto,) then look back at that elephant and feel just a little bit cheated because it wasn’t super-sized?
Well, sorry kid, but don’t spend too much time thinking about 60-ton furry land vegetarians, cause it ain’t never gonna happen. Here’s why: